If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Set alarms for random times.
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
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