Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Annoy people...

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

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